Gina - Happy Christmas!
Sorry to hear that you got to unwrap the "Game of Thrones" box set in difficult circumstances.
I have a spare set of tyre levers at home, shall I put them in the post?
Ax
A kind message from my colleague Mr. B following a particularly distressing Christmas morning.......
It is plus 30 degrees and I'm sat on a makeshift loo on the back of a wooden boat slowly chugging its way through Borneo jungle. The flush is a bucket of water to my side. I can see the river flowing beneath the gaps in the floorboards. There is a slight breeze as there is no ceiling to this cupboard. My hopes were high despite our solid rice and noodle diet.
15 minutes into the battle I find to my horror a blockage not unlike what killed poor Bertie my guinea pig. Wishing I was in hospital instead of the Sekonyer River then realising the alternative of being laid face down with Eti and four boat crew trying to work it out so to speak, spur me on.
To cut an unnessessarily long story short, after a considerable battle to get Father Christmas down the chimney, my present was eventually delivered, but Christmas Day was ruined.
I'm working on a new swear with Uncle Stuie for Viz magazine - Hospital Job.
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